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muck_a_luck: I wish I had times for porn battles.
muck_a_luck: They seem like fun.
muck_a_luck: Even if I do hate comment fic.
zats_clear they are. and you do. just look at the prompts, let them gell in your head, and if something happens, write it. you do that anyway
zats_clear: (points to not one, but two things I have inspired by chatting with you LOL)
muck_a_luck: Yes, but one must make time to wade through the prompts, and I actually *don't* have time to write anything new. Must write vampire!saga! Must write giganto m-preg! Yikes! Must write birthday!fic! which I was almost forgetting!
zats_clear: they organize them honey
zats_clear: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/porn_battle/3785.html
zats_clear: see?
muck_a_luck: No! *covers eyes*
zats_clear: organized
zats_clear: tell me who might want dancing in your brain...i will go look for you
muck_a_luck: LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muck_a_luck: >:-<
muck_a_luck: :D
zats_clear: you may as well tell me. otherwise, i will look myself and pick something that looks interesting
zats_clear: :)
zats_clear : like this evil little thing: Crossover, Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1, Cam/Rodney, boot worship
zats_clear: *whistles*
zats_clear: *walks away*
muck_a_luck: *headdesk*
muck_a_luck: *picks up Aragorn*
zats_clear: hey, paian put a few in to entice me. damn that i am sick and only vaguely coherent
zats_clear: *sporfles pineapple*
zats_clear: RPF (actor), Elijah Wood/Dominic Monaghan, "I could be who you wanted in the dark"
zats_clear: what? no comment
muck_a_luck: Sorry!
muck_a_luck: But back now!
zats_clear: ok
zats_clear: review
zats_clear: report
zats_clear: kill me
muck_a_luck:I could be the one you wanted in the dark, huh? How about, we boffed a zillion timesin New Zealand, what do you mean, you jackass?!
zats_clear: so make it humorous
zats_clear: and toss both lines in
zats_clear: one trying to be all sultry and come hither
zats_clear: the other all WTF? been there, done you
zats_clear: in the dark, in the light
zats_clear: in the f-ing snowbank, you nitwit
zats_clear: see? it just writes itself

Gentle Reader:

I asked the lovely zats_clear if there was anything I could get her for her birthday (she will be 27 this year!). She made three suggestions. So you get fluff, followed by massive character death, followed by fluff!

Because I wrote these three sorta as a set, but I didn't want to put them in the same post, I posted the stories themselves backdated so that you would see this post and read them "in order." Anyway.

Zats, I'm posting a little early because the way my life is going, better to do it now when I know I have time, than wait and not be able to post again til NEXT Wednesday! :D

Happy, happy birthday!

1. Something inspired by that "want some sugar with your coffee" picture we both like

Title: A Little Sugar
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Jack and Daniel on their honeymoon.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 654
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Purple. The Matrix is located here.

A Little Sugar




2. A dark and stormy story of angst and want and loss

Title: Worst Case
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Bodies start coming back through the Gate. Hammond does what has to be done. So does Jack.
Content/warnings: Character Death
Words: 958
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Enemies. The Matrix is located here.

Worst Case


3. A little cliche fic - dealer's choice. Zats, I hope this is cool with you. I can't remember if you have voiced an opinion on RPS. Just read the disclaimers and go with the flow. :)

Title: Partner Betrayal
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: RDA/MS, JO/DJ, RD/DJ, Andromeda/Romy/AI
Rating: R
Summary: I was asked to do a cliché, "dealer's choice." I did the "they read slash" cliché.
Content/warnings: RPS.
Words: 443
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Additional Disclaimer: And just to be clear, in no way do I wish to suggest that Richard Dean Anderson and Michal Shanks ever read fan fiction and got it on. Ever. Totally made that up. That's me! Writing the fiction.
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Friends. The Matrix is located here.

Partner Betrayal