brainofck

"'lo?" he slurred groggily, struggling to focus on the glowing numbers of the clock and bring the phone to his ear at the same time. No one answered. "Hello?" Great. He had just fallen asleep an hour ago. He was never good for anything after one hour. It was a miracle he had woken up at all.

Still no answer.

"Hello!" he demanded stupidly. Then he heard a voice from far away. It sounded like Jack, yelling.

"DANIEL! YOU HAVE THE PHONE UPSIDE DOWN!"

"Huh," he muttered to himself.